Sardar : I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend : why?
Sardar : Got upper berth.
Friend : why didn't you exchange?
Sardar : Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth.............
Sardar proposed a Girl...
Girl: 'I'm 1 year elder to you'...
Sardar: 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR
Girl: .............?????????
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid. Sardarji stands up - we must find & stop her!
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''
Note: Manmohan Singh is the Prime Minister (PM) of INDIA
One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK.A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing" Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh"
Another Guy Came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered " No No Me ! Banta Singh" Third one came and asked the samequestion, Sardar was totally annoyed and decided toshift his place. While walking he saw another Sardarenjoying the Beach. He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?". The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing. The Sardar slapped him onhis face and said "Idiot, they are all searching for you and you are sitting here"
Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..
A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Q: Why do Sardars always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken....
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.
Accident took place. Crowd gathered. Sardar reporter couldnt get in.
Clever Sardar cried "my dad...!!!!".
Crowd made way 4 him but it was a donkeys accident.
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